You forgot a category, Jamie:

"I Get to Decide Your Fate and I Don't Give a Fuck That I'm Defenestrating Your Life" men.

You know...the ones who say, "I hate you. You can NOT come to my grad school. Go fuck yourself - I don't care that you've only ever wanted to be a writer ever since you were seven." Yeah. Those.

Unfortunately, they're not just men...they're women too. Bitches.